2 Aralık 2009 Çarşamba

Damn Correct

Bu aslında uzun bir listenin benim tarafımdan şahsıma göre kısaltılmş hali.. asıl liste 75 maddeden oluşuyor.. işte ing.de öğrenci olmak..

1. Pound coins are priceless (hayat kurtarıcı)

5. You won't survive without the internet
(bütün dünyayla bağlantım, en iyi ders çalışmama sebebim, bütün dizileri takip aracım)

6. Food is more expensive than you think
(evet düzgün yemek, yoksa tecsoda 1 pounda pizza da var.. hiç denemedim, denemek zorunda kalmam umzarım :))

7. The halls were only clean on the open day

8. Every class has a complete **** in it ( if you can't see them, it's you) (ben değilim :))

9. Your room will only be tidy when you're meant to be working and are bored of facebook/msn/ the internet in general
(en tipik ders çalışmama bahanem, bugün odamı süpürdüm mesela:)

11. You need a car
(offf keşke)

12. Your laptop becomes your best friend
(bkz madde 2)

13. You will learn to type a billion words a minute

17. You have no idea what is going on in the world outside uni.

18. No matter how much cutlery you bring to uni, you will always run short of knives and forks but have too many spoons.
(evet ya, bütün çay kaşıklarım kayıp)

20. You will eat anything
(gerçekten, anything)

21. You will wear the same pair of jeans for however many days/weeks/months you like.
(geçen sene sınavlara çalışmak için kütüphaneye giderken bir hafta boyunca aynı kotu giydiğimi farkedip kendimden iğrenmiştim..)

22. You will wish that the fire alarms were not there
(sabahın 4ünde donmuş bir gölün kıyısında içeri girmek için güvenlikçilerin izin vermesini beklerken evet..)

23. £1 shops are the holy grail
(gerçi ordan aldığım dove sabunun orijinalitesinden şüphe duyuyorum ama olsun)

24. You will worship Tesco
(tesco sen bizim herşeyimizsin)

25. You will ask for student discount on Everything you buy
(herşeyde değil ama superdrugda ve topshopta var, süpero oluyor)

27. Your work WILL actually form a new mountain range

28. Your calculator will become your solemate (bkz: ekonometri)

29. You will start thinking and talking like your friends around you, and will pick up a mixture of silly accents.
(ingilizceyi artık hintitalyan,alman tr aksanı karışık konuşuyorum )

30. There will be at least one lecturer you hate

31. There will be at least one lecturer you love

32. Going to bed at 2am is an early night

33. Most of your education will be obtained outside of lectures.
(evet dersin başında verilen on makalelik okuma listesi, yoksa dersler sadece buzdağının görünen kısmı)

34. You will spend countless hours gazing out of the window.

35. You won't miss T.V

36. I-player is God
(ipod is mora than that)

37. Your bin will overflow for weeks on end

41. You'll never really know who lives below/above you until there is a fire alarm and you are all kicked outside

46. You will find yourself browsing youtube for hours

49. Taxis will be a necessity

50. Your pots and pans won't wash themselves

51. You will facebook/msn/text the room next to you rather than get up

57. You will sit in front of your computer refreshing facebook every minute

61. You pay for as much things as possible with 1p and 2p coins

62. You will talk to laods of people at freshers and then ignore them for the rest of the year

64. Facebook will ruin your degree. Wikipedia will save it.

68. You will find yourself phoning your mum more often than you thought

71. you will buy the essential foods from the supermarket but you still "cant be bothered to cook" so you go to the nearest takeaway

72. A Cancelled lecture is almost better than Christmas

73. Pizza dominates your diet
(artık pizza kelimesini duyunca midem bulanıyor desem)

74. You will become hooked on one thing from the canteen menu

75. You will end up wasting loads of time writing silly things like this instead of doing assignments !!
(bu postu hazırlamak gibi)

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